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sh-3.00# passwd root
-bash: passwd: command not found
sh-3.00# passwd
-bash: passwd: command not found
sh-3.00# password
-bash: password: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: Lt@: command not found
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1
sh-3.00# ps -x
-bash: *Pt~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# px s
px: Permission denied
sh-3.00# help
Running "help" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# root
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# dir
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# -
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# *
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# :D
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# cat /proc/pcuinfo
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.