Connected from 81.89.10.92

sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: ls: command not found
sh-3.00# cd tmp
-bash: cd: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# yes
-bash: Yet@: command not found
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: *Ls~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# ls -a
ls: Permission denied
sh-3.00# chmod +x *
Running "chmod" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# yes
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# shut down
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# dasdasdsasa
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# ads
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# dsa
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# dsa
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.

Connected from 85.186.28.29 1691 22

sh-3.00# passwd root
-bash: passwd: command not found
sh-3.00# passwd
-bash: passwd: command not found
sh-3.00# password
-bash: password: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: Lt@: command not found
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1
sh-3.00# ps -x
-bash: *Pt~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# px s
px: Permission denied
sh-3.00# help
Running "help" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# root
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# dir
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# -
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# *
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# :D
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# cat /proc/pcuinfo
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.

oppps i did it again

Connected from 151.82.0.217 1132 22
sh-3.00# ls
-bash: ls: command not found
sh-3.00# ww
-bash: ww: command not found
sh-3.00# w
-bash: w: command not found... perhaps you should consult the manual.
sh-3.00# ps x
-bash: Pt@: command not found
sh-3.00# uname -a
CIA Top Sec^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Linux 2.6.1
sh-3.00# cat /proc/cpuinfo
-bash: *Cbu~: command not found, fatfingers
sh-3.00# vhost
vhost: Permission denied
sh-3.00# wget
--08:23:55-- http://www.goatse.cx
=> `index.html'
Resolving www.goatse.cx...127.0.0.1
Connecting to www.goatse.cx127.0.0.1:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 4,707 (4.6K) [zomg/goatse]

100%[====================================>] 4,707 --.--K/s

08:23:55 (376.31 KB/s) - `lol.teh.goatse' saved [4707/4707]

sh-3.00# ls -a
Running "ls" as "root"...oops, that didn't work.
sh-3.00# oppps
Well THAT's never going to work.
sh-3.00# oops
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
sh-3.00# root
Look, it's not that hard.
sh-3.00# passwd
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
sh-3.00# paswwd
How about a nice game of chess?
sh-3.00# passwd root
My circuits need a rest. It's been nice chatting with you.